Dale “Boosh” Rogers
This self proclaimed cricket tragic has a few cricket claims to fame has memorize every Australian test cricketer and can name their cap number.
His obsession runs so deep that he once stalked Steve Waugh all the way to Jamaica.
Willie McKenzie
Known as a quiet and polite man around the club it should come as no surprise to hear that he’s a romantic soul. A few of us had the honour of listening to his father Scott on his wedding day talking about his natural ability to play the trumpet, a hidden talent to most. However not to Mikaela as he regularly serenades her with his trumpet skills.
Another talent of Willie is he is able to multiply or divide any number… sadly he’s still yet to work out how to play a cricket ball hitting the off stump.
Simon “Sly” Datson
Willie isn’t the only panther with a pension to the creative arts, perhaps our biggest celebrity is Simon Datson who starred in the Biopic about the great Nikola Tesla’s life.
Whilst his performance was critically panned the Gazette gave the movie 3 popcorns out of 5
Chris Brabender
Brabs flies under the Gazette radar a fair bit for a man of such disreputable character, however he gets a mention here.
Believe or not he can solve a Rubix’s cube in 29 seconds.
Scott Kandiliotis
Most think Brenton is the clubs most influential salesman, however I introduce you to the heir to Balwyns fruit empire, Scotty has taken some time out walk us through his successful sales strategy.
These articles just keep getting worse and worse. #unfunny